Student Madam Joke with condom, Thanks to Papa for Not using Condom

Thanks To PAPA 

One Should say thanks to Papa, 

Not wearing a condom and 

Sending the unique and awesome personality on the Earth like you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks To Papa Not Using Condom

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Student Madam Joke with condom

Madam to her student Bunty

Bunty aap hamesha kaam sabse late kyo karte ho ?

Bunty  replied – Madam I am in love!!!!

She smiled and asked “ with whom “

Bunty replied “ with you”

Madam gently said “ ok bunty actually I want a husband not a baby”

Bunty replied “ ok no problem I can use condom”

Student Madam Joke with condom

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Condom Joke with Girl Friend

Son to his Papa, I used condom but after that my girlfriend is pregnant,
Dad explained to him:

Once a man was walking in the rain with umbrella, he saw a tiger was coming to him,

He shot the tiger with that umbrella,

Boy this is not possible Papa someone else shot that that,

Dad: Exactly, apply this to your situation

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Sales Girl at condom shop counter

A man at the drug store – condom please ?

Sales girl can I have the size ?

Man – why not.

Sales girl after having size to the order boy “ one small size “

After few seconds she changed order “ larger please “

Then she again changed the order “ the largest please “

She cried oh! Shit !!!! napkin please

Police Statement Joke with lady Thief

Police Statement Joke

ek bar ik ladki chori karte pakdi gaye

Constable usko police station legaya or bola tumhare statement leni hai, chal dushare kamre main, phir thodi der bad usko free kar diya,

kutch time baad Hawaldar ne bhi statement ke lene keliye ik alag kamre main legaya or kutch time ke baad usko release kar diya,

Phir SHO aaya or bola or bola ke tumhari statement chal hai chal,

Ladki boli sahib ji aaj to statement ki condition theek nahi hai kal le lena

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Dirty Jokes and Funny Jokes

·         Humne Suna hain ki..
Shyadi ki gaanth to upar aasmaan main hi bandh jaati hai..

Insan to only Peticoat Salwar or Bra ki
gaanthe kholne ke liye hi zameen par bheja jaata hai.

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·         After 3 months of marriage Santa got a baby from his ,

·         Santa     : Yo 3 months mein baby kaise ho gaya?
Biwi Boli : Kitne Mahine Ho gaye hai  Tumhare Shyadi ko ?
Santa     : 3 months.
Biwi       : And meri shyadi ko?
Santa    : 3 months.
Biwi       : Aur bachcha kab hua?
Santa    : 3 months baad.
Biwi       : Total kitne months ho gaya?
Santa    : Ohh teri ke vakai ye to sach maine 9 months ho gaye hai !
time kitna jaldi jata hai  pata nahi chalta? 

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·         Wife bathroom se naha ke nikalti hai to Santa use ghurne lag jata hai

Wife comes in romatntic mood and say,
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya ?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola,
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

( Wants to do somethings ?)
: ( he slap her and said )
 “why you used my lukewarm water to bath”


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The best proposal for marriage
Boy apni girl friend ke papa se ladki ka hath mangne gaya,
Boy : Uncle main aapki ladki ka hath maange aaya hu
Ladki ka pap : kyo ?
Boy : kyoki ab mera hath thuk chukka hai

Husband Wife Jokes with maid and Watchman

Wife had doubt that her husband has relation with maid,

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To caught her husband with maid, she made one plan,

She sent her maid for leave with any reason and slept in her bed,

Raat ko Husband  ne pet main Dard kaha or toilet gaya
wife Maid ke Bed Par ja ke so gaye or Switched off the Light,
Someone silently entered the Room and start having sex
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After Sex wife boli – Are you shocked seeing me here and switch on the light
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watchman cried  - Oh!!!  Madam Aap ?!!!

Moral – Don’t try to be over smart

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Not Enough Long !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A husband and his wife were trying to renew the password for their Laptop. The husband enters the password as,  "Mypenis," one message blink on the screen and the wife laughed loudly and falls on the floor laughing because  the error message on the screen was, "Not long enough”.

LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL

Businessman in Rape Case With Judge

Ek bar ek Businessman Par Balatkar Ka case Chal Rha Tha!

Judge: Rape Kis Din Hua?
Police: 31 March Ke Din Sir,
Judge: Mujrim Ko Ba Ijjat Bari Kiya Jaye ,Because March Ending Ki Tention Me sala
Saaman Khada Ho Hi Nai Sakta, Guranteed