Husband Wife Jokes with maid and Watchman

Wife had doubt that her husband has relation with maid,

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To caught her husband with maid, she made one plan,

She sent her maid for leave with any reason and slept in her bed,

Raat ko Husband  ne pet main Dard kaha or toilet gaya
wife Maid ke Bed Par ja ke so gaye or Switched off the Light,
Someone silently entered the Room and start having sex
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After Sex wife boli – Are you shocked seeing me here and switch on the light
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watchman cried  - Oh!!!  Madam Aap ?!!!

Moral – Don’t try to be over smart

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Not Enough Long !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A husband and his wife were trying to renew the password for their Laptop. The husband enters the password as,  "Mypenis," one message blink on the screen and the wife laughed loudly and falls on the floor laughing because  the error message on the screen was, "Not long enough”.

LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL