Dirty Jokes and Funny Jokes

·         Humne Suna hain ki..
Shyadi ki gaanth to upar aasmaan main hi bandh jaati hai..

Insan to only Peticoat Salwar or Bra ki
gaanthe kholne ke liye hi zameen par bheja jaata hai.

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·         After 3 months of marriage Santa got a baby from his ,

·         Santa     : Yo 3 months mein baby kaise ho gaya?
Biwi Boli : Kitne Mahine Ho gaye hai  Tumhare Shyadi ko ?
Santa     : 3 months.
Biwi       : And meri shyadi ko?
Santa    : 3 months.
Biwi       : Aur bachcha kab hua?
Santa    : 3 months baad.
Biwi       : Total kitne months ho gaya?
Santa    : Ohh teri ke vakai ye to sach maine 9 months ho gaye hai !
time kitna jaldi jata hai  pata nahi chalta? 

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·         Wife bathroom se naha ke nikalti hai to Santa use ghurne lag jata hai

Wife comes in romatntic mood and say,
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya ?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola,
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

( Wants to do somethings ?)
: ( he slap her and said )
 “why you used my lukewarm water to bath”


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The best proposal for marriage
Boy apni girl friend ke papa se ladki ka hath mangne gaya,
Boy : Uncle main aapki ladki ka hath maange aaya hu
Ladki ka pap : kyo ?
Boy : kyoki ab mera hath thuk chukka hai