Frustrated lady with Doctor for Medical Treatment

Once a lady was fed up because of her husband was not having sex with her,

She visited Dr. for consultancy, Dr. gave her 30 capsules to have one on per day basis,

On first day she gave her one capsule , he had sex,

Second day she gave him to capsules with milk,, he had good sex and she was happy,

On Third day she gave him all the capsules,,

On fifth day doctor call her lady, her son picked up the call,

Doctor asked how was your mother ?

Son replied “ my mother is in hospital, ghar ki halat bhaut kharab hai, Aunty ne papa ke upper rape case thok diya hai, pados ki sabhi ladies ghar chod ke bhag gaye hai,,

Doctor to son – where is your papa

Son – papa hamare doggi tommy ke peeche bhaag rahe hai

Husband Wife with Girlfriend's Baby and Chunnu / Munnu

Chunnu or Munnu with Parents

• पप्पू के 4 बच्चे थे. एक दिन उसने अखबार में पढ़ा कि ऐसे व्यक्ति जिनके 5 या अधिक बच्चे हैं, सरकार उन्हें 20000 रुपया महीना देगी.
• यह खबर पप्पू ने अपनी पत्नी को दिखाई और बोला – “अगर तुम नाराज़ न हो तो तुमसे एक बात कहूँ … ?”
• पत्नी – “नहीं होऊंगी … कहो !”
• पप्पू – “मुझे मेरी गर्ल-फ्रेंड से भी एक बच्चा है … तुम कहो तो उसे भी अपने घर ले आऊँ … हमें ये 20000 रुपये महीने मिलने लगेंगे !”
• पत्नी – “ठीक है … ले आओ !”
• पप्पू खुशी-खुशी बच्चे को लेने चला गया. जब वह बच्चे को लेकर वापस लौटा तो देखा कि उसके 2 बच्चे गायब हैं.
• उसने पत्नी से पूछा – “मुन्नू और चुन्नू कहां गए ?”
• पत्नी – “जिसके थे वो ले गया … अब अखबार कोई ऐसी चीज़ तो है नहीं कि अकेले तुम्हारे ही घर में आती हो ?”

Dirty Jokes and Funny Jokes

·         Humne Suna hain ki..
Shyadi ki gaanth to upar aasmaan main hi bandh jaati hai..

Insan to only Peticoat Salwar or Bra ki
gaanthe kholne ke liye hi zameen par bheja jaata hai.

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·         After 3 months of marriage Santa got a baby from his ,

·         Santa     : Yo 3 months mein baby kaise ho gaya?
Biwi Boli : Kitne Mahine Ho gaye hai  Tumhare Shyadi ko ?
Santa     : 3 months.
Biwi       : And meri shyadi ko?
Santa    : 3 months.
Biwi       : Aur bachcha kab hua?
Santa    : 3 months baad.
Biwi       : Total kitne months ho gaya?
Santa    : Ohh teri ke vakai ye to sach maine 9 months ho gaye hai !
time kitna jaldi jata hai  pata nahi chalta? 

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·         Wife bathroom se naha ke nikalti hai to Santa use ghurne lag jata hai

Wife comes in romatntic mood and say,
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya ?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola,
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

( Wants to do somethings ?)
: ( he slap her and said )
 “why you used my lukewarm water to bath”


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The best proposal for marriage
Boy apni girl friend ke papa se ladki ka hath mangne gaya,
Boy : Uncle main aapki ladki ka hath maange aaya hu
Ladki ka pap : kyo ?
Boy : kyoki ab mera hath thuk chukka hai