Monday 9 December 2013

Penis ka Aadar karo or Isko Namaskar Karo

Penis ka Aadar  karo or Isko Namaskar Karo
Sabse Pavitar Part hai to vo hai  ‘Penis’

Because
Penis ,,,,,,, Bahut jyada POLITE hai,  Hmesha Jhuka rehta hai.


Penis,, ,,, Bhaut Dayalu hai, Har Lady ko Santan ka Sukh deta hai.

Penis,,,,,,    Asli Guru hai, Wo kabhi bhi apne 2 Chelo ko apne se door nahi jaane deta

Penis  ,,,,   Bhaut saadgi se life jeeta hai wo choti si Gufa me raat guzarna pasand karta hai, usko usko badi guffa , mahal , kothi bunglow bilkul pasand nahi,

Penis   ,,,, Ye Bhaut  Aadrniya hai , kyoki  ye har Naari ko dekh k khada ho jata hai.


Penis,,,,,,   Isko aap chahe kitna bhi modo Tarodo usme se hamesha Amrit  hi niklta hai, Jisse ye Srishti chalti hai..

Isliye Always iska samman karo, ,or isko namaskar karooo

Desi Aadmi at reservation counter with lady clerck

Ik bar ik desi aadmi Railway Reservation form hindi main bharne lage usme ‘Ling’ ki khali sthan pe apne size ke hisab se 8 Inch likh diya..

Lady Clerk - Ling maine ye kya likh diya aapne ,,, ,,,,,Kato isko

Srdr-Kitna kaatna padega

Lady Clerk  -  Pura kaato

Desi aadmi Ghabra gaya or bola apne aise taise karaoo hum to bus maine hi chale jayege

Girl Friend with Boyfriend over the phone in Bus

Girl Friend with Boyfriend over the phone in Bus
Boy Friend to  text to his Girl Friend on watsApp...
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BF - Hello
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GF – Hi, Kaise ho
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BF – Theek, Tum Kahan par ho?
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GF - Main apne papa ke sath unki BMW car se club ja rahi hu, uske baad shopping mall me then free hoke maine tumhe phone kar loongi,  and Tum Kahapar ho ?

BF - 131 no. bus me,
TUMHARI SEAT K bilkul PICHE, Conductor ke pass, TUM TICKET
MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI..

Wednesday 4 December 2013