Frustrated lady with Doctor for Medical Treatment

Once a lady was fed up because of her husband was not having sex with her,

She visited Dr. for consultancy, Dr. gave her 30 capsules to have one on per day basis,

On first day she gave her one capsule , he had sex,

Second day she gave him to capsules with milk,, he had good sex and she was happy,

On Third day she gave him all the capsules,,

On fifth day doctor call her lady, her son picked up the call,

Doctor asked how was your mother ?

Son replied “ my mother is in hospital, ghar ki halat bhaut kharab hai, Aunty ne papa ke upper rape case thok diya hai, pados ki sabhi ladies ghar chod ke bhag gaye hai,,

Doctor to son – where is your papa

Son – papa hamare doggi tommy ke peeche bhaag rahe hai

Scientist Statement After Research with Two Another

Scientist ideas about the natural Truth and universal Law.
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1. A Hole Always Attract A Pole
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2. Length Of Pole Is Equal To D Depth
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3. Ups and Down Motion in the process Releases A specific type of Lotion
Which Increases the Population unlimited …………….

 

Scientist Giving Natural and Universal Statement

On Honeymoon night, the husband asked it is your really first night of sex?

Girl replied yes, this is really first night of sex,

( in school or college never got opportunity for night sex)

One Desi Mast Time Pass

Husband with Wife at First Night

Man Surprised at First Night

Boy: Mom, Didi ko sab log"MAAL" kahte hain
Aapko kyu nahi

Mom : Beta, shadi se pehle me bhi "MAAL" thi
Tere PAPA ne
"L" ghis ghis kar , ghis ghis kar, mujhe

"MAA" Bana diya.

Shocked Boy

One Desi Masti or Time Pass with Different Ideas

One Desi Mast Time Pass

Suna hai ke Ladies ke hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Theek Suna hai bhai, Kyo ki..
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka ka minute maine bana deti hai,
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it means.... Roti yaar ,    Soch badlo, Duniya Badlegi

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Aise Koi Cheez Batlao Jise Bajane Se Andar Se Bacche Nikal kar aate Ho..?
Socho jara kya ho sakta hai ..... Nhi Malum???
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"School Ki Ghanti" :)
Soch Badalo Duniya Badlegi.

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Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai to kya hota hai ???
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Almari khali ho jati hai..
Soch badlo, Duniya Badlegi

Girl with Her Boy Friend

The Pregnant Lady with Inosence Boy in Science Lab

A  Five year old boy discussing with a pregnant lady when she was waiting with his father in science lab.

The boy asked the lady “ Your stomach is so big why it is ?”
The lady said “I have a baby inside.”
The boy surprised with big eyes “Is baby in your stomach? , is it true”
She replied “Yes”

He asked her “Is it a good baby?”
“Oh, yes. A really it nice and good baby.”
He said with shock and surprise “Then why did you eat him?”

The Pregnant Lady with Inosence Boy in Science Lab

Girl Friend with Boy Friend and Paper Roll

Hot Girl with Her Cool Boyfriend

Girl to her BF: Oh Baby today I am wet.
Boy to his GF: Do you need paper towel ?
Girl to her BF: “No Dear, I need some more than that” 
Boy to her GF: Ok then do you Want 2 paper towels?
Girl again to her nonsense boyfriend : “No my hunny dear, I want something special which is big, hard and round” 
Boy to her hot girlfriend : Damn, oh got it you surely looking for the whole paper roll?

Hot Girl Discussing with Her Boy Friend

Frustrated Girl

A Growing Girl Worried for Monkey Hair With Her Mother

A Girl With Monkey Hair and Eating Banana


One girl at going stage of age realized that some brown hair are growing between her legs. She got worried and she enquired her mother about those hair.

Her mother politely replied, “The part where the hair are going to grow is called Monkey, you should proud that ur monkey is getting hair.” …. the girl smiled.

At the time of dinner, she said to her sister, “My monkey is getting hair.”

Her sister laughed and replied , “No need to worry  and its nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”

Banana with Ice Cream

Girls Favorite Banana

Wife's Statement After 4th Page of Wine

Drinker with Wife After Fourth Pag

पति ने पत्नी को मेसेज भेजा-
"मेरी जिंदगी इतनी प्यारी, इतनी खूबसूरत बनाने के
लिए तुम्हारा शुक्रिया। मैं आज जो भी हूं, सिर्फ
तुम्हारी वजह से हूं। तुम मेरे जीवन में एक
फरिश्ता बनकर आई हो और तुमने ही मुझे जीने
का मकसद दिया है। लव यू डार्लिंग!"
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पत्नी ने रिप्लाई किया-
"मार लिया चौथा पैग ...

Wife After Fourth Glass of Wine