Student Madam Joke with condom, Thanks to Papa for Not using Condom

Thanks To PAPA 

One Should say thanks to Papa, 

Not wearing a condom and 

Sending the unique and awesome personality on the Earth like you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks To Papa Not Using Condom

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Student Madam Joke with condom

Madam to her student Bunty

Bunty aap hamesha kaam sabse late kyo karte ho ?

Bunty  replied – Madam I am in love!!!!

She smiled and asked “ with whom “

Bunty replied “ with you”

Madam gently said “ ok bunty actually I want a husband not a baby”

Bunty replied “ ok no problem I can use condom”

Student Madam Joke with condom

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Condom Joke with Girl Friend

Son to his Papa, I used condom but after that my girlfriend is pregnant,
Dad explained to him:

Once a man was walking in the rain with umbrella, he saw a tiger was coming to him,

He shot the tiger with that umbrella,

Boy this is not possible Papa someone else shot that that,

Dad: Exactly, apply this to your situation

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Sales Girl at condom shop counter

A man at the drug store – condom please ?

Sales girl can I have the size ?

Man – why not.

Sales girl after having size to the order boy “ one small size “

After few seconds she changed order “ larger please “

Then she again changed the order “ the largest please “

She cried oh! Shit !!!! napkin please