joke of the day

एक आदमी अपने परिवार के साथ जंगल में रहता था।
एक दिन उसे जंगल में एक शीशा मिला।
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शीशे में उसने खुद को देखा तो उसको लगा की पापा की तस्वीर है।
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वो उस शीशे को अपने घर ले आया और उससे रोज़ बातें करने लगा।
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यह देख उसकी बीवी को शक हुआ।
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एक दिन उसने शीशा निकाला और अपना अक्स देख कर बोली," अच्छा तो ये है वो चुड़ैल जिससे मेरा शौहर बातें करता है।"
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उसने शीशा अपनी सास को दिखाया तो सास ने कहा, "कोई बात नहीं, बूढी है जल्दी मर जायेगी।

Penis ka Aadar karo or Isko Namaskar Karo

Penis ka Aadar  karo or Isko Namaskar Karo

Sabse Pavitar Part hai to vo hai  ‘Penis’

Because
Penis ,,,,,,, Bahut jyada POLITE hai,  Hmesha Jhuka rehta hai.

Penis,, ,,, Bhaut Dayalu hai, Har Lady ko Santan ka Sukh deta hai.

Penis,,,,,,    Asli Guru hai, Wo kabhi bhi apne 2 Chelo ko apne se door nahi jaane deta

Penis  ,,,,   Bhaut saadgi se life jeeta hai wo choti si Gufa me raat guzarna pasand karta hai, usko usko badi guffa , mahal , kothi bunglow bilkul pasand nahi,

Penis   ,,,, Ye Bhaut  Aadrniya hai , kyoki  ye har Naari ko dekh k khada ho jata hai.

Penis,,,,,,   Isko aap chahe kitna bhi modo Tarodo usme se hamesha Amrit  hi niklta hai, Jisse ye Srishti chalti hai..

Isliye Always iska samman karo, ,or isko namaskar karooo

Desi Aadmi at reservation counter with lady clerck

Ik bar ik desi aadmi Railway Reservation form hindi main bharne lage usme ‘Ling’ ki khali sthan pe apne size ke hisab se 8 Inch likh diya..

Lady Clerk - Ling maine ye kya likh diya aapne ,,, ,,,,,Kato isko

Srdr-Kitna kaatna padega

Lady Clerk  -  Pura kaato

Desi aadmi Ghabra gaya or bola apne aise taise karaoo hum to bus maine hi chale jayege

Girl Friend with Boyfriend over the phone in Bus

Girl Friend with Boyfriend over the phone in Bus

Boy Friend to  text to his Girl Friend on watsApp...
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BF - Hello
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GF – Hi, Kaise ho
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BF – Theek, Tum Kahan par ho?
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GF - Main apne papa ke sath unki BMW car se club ja rahi hu, uske baad shopping mall me then free hoke maine tumhe phone kar loongi,  and Tum Kahapar ho ?

BF - 131 no. bus me,
TUMHARI SEAT K bilkul PICHE, Conductor ke pass, TUM TICKET
MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI..

The Story of I Love You with fun pics and love

The Story of I Love U

The Story of I Love U

The Story of I Love U

Frustrated lady with Doctor for Medical Treatment

Once a lady was fed up because of her husband was not having sex with her,

She visited Dr. for consultancy, Dr. gave her 30 capsules to have one on per day basis,

On first day she gave her one capsule , he had sex,

Second day she gave him to capsules with milk,, he had good sex and she was happy,

On Third day she gave him all the capsules,,

On fifth day doctor call her lady, her son picked up the call,

Doctor asked how was your mother ?

Son replied “ my mother is in hospital, ghar ki halat bhaut kharab hai, Aunty ne papa ke upper rape case thok diya hai, pados ki sabhi ladies ghar chod ke bhag gaye hai,,

Doctor to son – where is your papa

Son – papa hamare doggi tommy ke peeche bhaag rahe hai

Scientist Statement After Research with Two Another

Scientist ideas about the natural Truth and universal Law.
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1. A Hole Always Attract A Pole
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2. Length Of Pole Is Equal To D Depth
Of
Hole
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3. Ups and Down Motion in the process Releases A specific type of Lotion
Which Increases the Population unlimited …………….

 

Scientist Giving Natural and Universal Statement

On Honeymoon night, the husband asked it is your really first night of sex?

Girl replied yes, this is really first night of sex,

( in school or college never got opportunity for night sex)

One Desi Mast Time Pass

Husband with Wife at First Night

Man Surprised at First Night

Boy: Mom, Didi ko sab log"MAAL" kahte hain
Aapko kyu nahi

Mom : Beta, shadi se pehle me bhi "MAAL" thi
Tere PAPA ne
"L" ghis ghis kar , ghis ghis kar, mujhe

"MAA" Bana diya.

Shocked Boy